Ever wonder why your shoes don't age? Do they, like, have a hidden youth serum?
Hidden Question 1: If a dentist's teddy bear gets a cavity, does it have to take a money bear's loan for fillings?
Are clocks just time's way of insisting on punctuality?
Hidden Question 2: If peanut butter can be creamy or crunchy, what else in life needs to pick a texture?
Ever tried to make a hamster comfortable with existential philosophy? They just keep wanting to run in circles.
Optional Challenge:
Find a weird vault and tell its imaginary crocodile that today is not its day.
Was the chicken merely seeking enlightenment when it crossed the road? Send us your chicken philosophies.