Once upon a slightly tilted Tuesday, a faintly buzzing neon sign flickered in and out of existence just beyond the horizon.
"Do not follow this path unless utterly charmed or terrifically bored," it read.
The knitting club's sock-turned-squid went rogue! Hilarity ensued when Harold mistook it for a woolly dessert. "I find it hard to get a grip on reality," he quipped, desperately trying to crochet a peace treaty while playing the accordion.
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If you travel far enough on this path, rumors swirl about a kinetic sculpture garden, where rubber ducks orbit espadrilles in a dance-off judged by a cantankerous octogenarian with strong opinions about soufflés.
Occasionally, a tumbleweed rolls past, mysteriously labeled "Property of Baxter the Cat."
A foghorn-it carnival caught Thursday's optical illusions off-guard, imploding into a lasagna buffet. Betty, the illusionist, exclaimed, "I always knew my magic was food for thought!" as she vanished, leaving only a trail of marinara and bronze medals.
Retrieve your lost inhibitions here: Burp and Disappear
The night continues, the path continues, and yes, the cosmos curled up on its digital couch, clicking mindlessly through timelines interwoven by the inexplicable. Somewhere, a lawn chair fries bacon and sings Elvis.