The Cosmic Confusion Chronicle

Dear Earthbound Traveler,

Upon arrival at the edge of the Andromeda coffee shop, I mistakenly ordered an espresso made with supernova essence. The barista, a rogue asteroid with a penchant for jazz, charged me in nebulae. Please advise on interstellar currency exchanges.

- Cosmic Voyager X7

Lost & Found Galaxy

Dear Cousin in the Milky Way,

I’ve officially mislaid my sense of direction amidst the shimmering dust of the Omega Nebula. Your cousin with compass skills, the Quasar, has gone dark. Any tips for finding celestial breadcrumbs would be appreciated.

- Helix Wanderer

Out of Orbit Observations

Dear Starry-eyed Earthling,

Last week, I hosted a black hole BBQ. Turns out, space-time marination renders ribs ungraspable. If you ever visit, steer clear of gravitational pull, especially near dessert. We're still cleaning up the particles.

- Intergalactic Grill Master