Comets come with tails, often uninvited to solar parties, flaunting their iridescence while plotting orbital tapping dances.
Stars whisper jokes to planets, but they're always light-years away from punchlines. Venus chuckles too loudly, and Mars remains stoically silent, as usual.
In the FLUX of time, even black holes have punchlines. Gravity is the ultimate sarcastic lad, pulling all into its cosmic comedy.
One day, the Universe will laugh, and all will become Endless Epilogues in a cosmic anthology. Until then, remember to cherish each stellar hiccup and meteor burst!
Solar panels of laughter and cosmic vacuums need maintenance; seek celestial repair at the nearest Quirky Orbits Outlet.