Contrary to popular belief, wildflowers possess more than just blossoms and pollen - they are also abundant in humor. Take, for instance, the remarkable tale of the Orchid who mistook a bumblebee for a butler. “Jolly good time, wouldn’t you say?” exclaimed the Orchid, hubristically sipping morning dew.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the meadow, a rather dapper Dandelion was caught in a philosophical debate with a field of clover about the meaning of fluffiness. “Is it ‘to be’ or ‘not to be’ fluffy?” mused the Dandelion, adjusting his pollen monocle.
Not all wildflowers are engaged in cerebral chit-chat, however. Some, like the notorious Poppy Posse, were recently sighted in what can only be described as a high-spirited gallivantation down the trail. Their hide-and-seek skills are said to rival even the most elusive of butterflies.
Alas, as night softly blankets the meadow, the crickets commence their concert. With a dusky wink, the wildflowers lean in, ready for lullabies spun from the fabric of starlight and the flicker of firefly dress rehearsals.