Deep beneath the waves, the puns of Poseidon swim. Last week, the jellyfish cracked a joke that made even the squid blush!

"Why don't you ever give seafood a surprise party?" the jellyfish asked. "Because, they tend to drop the crabs and hop phish!"

Across the coral reefs, our esteemed echolocation expert, Captain Clownfish, shared some marine wisdom: "Whenever you're anchoring in life's storm, remember to sea-salti-tude each moment."

Last known disappearance led to the rumor mill: a runaway lobster with aspirations of Broadway fame! Grab your bivalve seat!

In the mysterious dark depths, stargazers like the anglerfish whisper, "To infinity and beyond the kraken!"

Forget trailers, this week's blockbuster, "Bubbles of the Caribbean," resonates louder than Moby's echo chamber!