Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! Oh, the delicious nostalgia of brunch. (Funny, isn't it? Or did you already hear this joke yesterday?)
Time travel is just the idea that déjà vu is really a glitch in the matrix of your life. Who programmed this reality, and where's the source code?
I miss the days when I was a little mischievous banana, slipping into memories! Now I just slip into old sweaters. They say you only live once; I argue you repeatedly live forever in awkwardness.