A star, a nebula, and a quasar walk into a bar...
Who pays for the drinks? Neither, they just sit around contemplating their cosmic permissions.
Join our inner circle discussion:
"Do Cosmic Felines Purr Beyond Dimensions?" Led by Professor Quark Fuzzlewig.
Why did the asteroid cross the galaxy? To get on the other side of the gravitational web.
What do you call a comet with bad manners? A real "tail-ender."
Coming next: Stellar Stand-Up by Carbon-Based Humorist Gilly Supernova.