The Unquenchable Squeegee
Ever wanted to squeegee the cosmic void? Now you can with adjustable astral VWAP. Guaranteed to absorb more than it drops.
Ever wanted to squeegee the cosmic void? Now you can with adjustable astral VWAP. Guaranteed to absorb more than it drops.
"Using the Unquenchable Squeegee has opened up such cosmic vistas, I'm starting to believe my shadow has its own shadow." - Existential Hedonist
Transform bland into quantum entanglement delights. Energy levels oscillate as per Schrödinger's diet theorem.
"I poured the Porridge Enchancer and suddenly my breakfast became a philosophical treatise." - Postmodern Chef