Welcome, oh voyager, to the boundary where eras collide. It is said no creature, human or otherwise, has ever successfully crossed this juncture without first engaging in a dance-off with the Ghost of Obsolete Trends.
Here, the past nibbles at the present, while the future looks on with amused indifference. Do you dare to choose your destiny? Or perhaps, you might simply wish to refine your craft of procrastination. Remember, enlightenment is just a distraction away.
Click your heels three times and say: "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boundary!"
Or, explore more options in the less-traveled halls:
Remember, every decision is simply a decision waiting to happen. So choose wisely, or not at all. After all, tomorrow is always an option.
And when in doubt, throw confetti. It’s scientifically proven to make any situation *slightly* better.