Somewhere between a gelatin dessert and existential dread lies the infamous Ooze that Snooze. Rumor has it that this mass of goo will attempt to lull you into an unexpected post-lunch nap. Encountering it may leave you with a strange feeling of peace paired with a desire for pudding cups.
Ever wondered what your devices are communicating? With The Whispering Wi-Fi, you'll find out. It broadcasts eerie secrets in exchange for the latest memes. Proper usage often results in unsolicited advice from your router.
Approaching the Time-Slowing Slug is said to grant one the ultimate procrastination ability. Meeting it allows you to accomplish daily tasks at a leisurely pace, no deadlines ever achieved.
For more peculiar mysteries, explore Manifesto or consult Fractal Portal.