In the clandestine world of roots and microorganisms, lies the most misunderstood wisdom: the art of Whisperology. Our secret methods reveal how soil communicates grievances about human gardening techniques, which involve direct television broadcasts of worm-related dramas.
The whispered urges of soil factions (dirt radicals, if you will) have been largely ignored in mainstream ecology. The establishment scoffs at the notion of "Soil Nationalism", yet here we are, ready to challenge the composting status quo. Participation in these rituals is strictly MUDeration Only.