Ever wondered what your thoughts would look like if they were submerged at sea? Spoiler: They’d drown in existential puddles.
A little fish said to the skeptical wave, "Do people really scream when the ocean WhatsApp groups go silent?"
Meanwhile, on a quantum level, two rubber ducks engage in dialogue: "Are you thinking what I’m splashing?” they quacked in united decree.
Somewhere, a waterfall applies for a job and the interviewer asks, "What do you consider your greatest current ability?"
Remember, if you're ever lost at sea, just invoke a witty sea-chanted incantation and hope for a tidal miracle.
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Why did the river refuse to cross the road? It saw dust and decided to enlarge its current horizons.