Welcome to Eclipse Origin, where time is made of spaghetti and dimensions are made of... well, more dimensions. Here at the arbitrage desk, we ensure that cross-dimensional trades happen without a hitch—or a rip in the space-time continuum, preferably.
Did you know the price of a Martian acorn fluctuates with the lunar phase on Jupiter? That’s right! Our expert analysts (who may or may not be octopuses) have compiled a comprehensive guide to trading oddities across timelines.
Tip: When in doubt, bribe the interdimensional tax collector with cosmic cookies.
If your head isn't spinning from the options, it might be the universe's way of telling you to try deus ex machina insurance. You can never be too sure your toaster won't spontaneously create a black hole.
Explore further dimensions and find peculiar ♥ odds and ends ♥ that tickle your fancy or disrupt your reality.