The old lamp confesses, "I've seen more dirty secrets in your room than your diary ever could. Why do you think I flicker so?"
Your toilet seat chuckles, "Oh please, I could fill a bestseller with the things I've heard while on my morning shift. Ever thought about splash guards?"
The carpet sighs, “Every dust bunny is like a spy. We've witnessed all your clumsy crushes and kitchen disasters. We even have a book club.”
Your trusty old clock giggles, "Tick-tock, time's dirty secrets are locked away. Why do you think I tick so slowly on your boring days?"
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