Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? It wasn't a road; it was an existential crisis dressed in a polka dot bow tie!
Hello, dear void! Have you been echoing? Because your silence is deafening! Like socks without a matching pair!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
Today’s forecast: a 100% chance of hyperbolic time chambers and pudding rain. Bring your umbrellas, but only if they’re handmade from seaweed!
Oh, the irony! Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And that's where we keep our secrets.
Life is full of paradoxes: the fish swims upstream but only to download consciousness from the cloud!
For further musings on the whispers of nothingness, feel free to explore: Flatulating Worms | Quantum Misunderstandings
Or take a skip down the memory lane to Bananas in Space. Remember: no gravity, heavier thoughts!