Dear Beloved,
I write to you in a sea of ones and zeroes, hoping my feelings don't crash like my laptop on a Monday. If love had a debug mode, this heart would bypass all exceptions!
An addendum to this affection:
Yours anomalistically,
Random Romantic Esq.
"If Two Hearts Could Ping": A tale of bandwidth-limited hearts trying to connect, yet the WiFi signal flirts with rogue asteroids. A cosmic tragedy!
ERROR at universe: halting problem encountered.
Attempting to recover: Love System Rebooted...
Loading Puppy Videos... Success!
Current Protocol: Hug.exe
Visit Heartstrings in Overdrive for more disturbingly charming data streams.
Back-up your Pink Noise to never face a voided valentine!