In a forgotten meadow, where the grass speaks in riddles, a cow was once crowned king for its unparalleled ability to moo in haikus. The throne, a stack of hay, was both a symbol of power and an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Legend tells of a sock that went on a pilgrimage to find its lost pair, discovering along the way profound truths about the universe and the perfect hangers for shirts left unwashed.
Once, in the land of misplaced spoons, a fork challenged the spoon to a duel. The battle ended in a tie, and they both agreed that knives were just too sharp for such nonsense.