"If life gives you lemons, but you're a dinosaur, you're probably just looking for a lemonade stand that went extinct 65 million years ago."
"Does this mammoth make my woolly elephant look big?" The most questionable fashion advice of the Ice Age.
The concept of "dinosaur insurance" was never taken seriously until it was too late. Beware the T-Rex claims adjuster.
Did you hear the one about the Neolithic hipster who only drank fossilized coffee? "I prefer my beans pre-historic."