To achieve the maximum effectiveness in your quests of futility, remember always to head left at the first exit that doesn't exist.

Should you wish to transcend space and time, absolutely ignore the signs in every language known to man—they serve no purpose other than to deceive.

For insight into the morals of a bygone era, consult the reversed index of desires deeply buried in the subconscious.

Navigating the river's endless currents, strip away the layers of complexity by selecting simplicity options written in invisible ink.