Time Glimmers

Harold: "Is it noon or are we just pretending time doesn't exist?"
[He glances at a clock, which is spinning out of control, double-dating itself with Christmas in July.]

Sophia: "I ordered pizza three timelines ago!"
[A portal opens and closed pizza boxes rain down, all stamped with timestamps of yesterday's tomorrow.]

Larry: "The time machine broke, but on the bright side, we have unlimited coffee!"
[A malfunctioned gadget spews beans and grounds, with clocks and watches simmering in a bold espresso pot.]

Chloe: "Why is there an echo of a song from next year's summer festival?"
[She dances with an invisible partner, a ghostly melody only she can hear, harmonized by her doppelgänger.]