Did you hear the microwave's conspiracy theory about the fridge? It believes the fridge is chilling on its 3D rotation, plotting a counter-signal to keep all edible vibrations at bay.

My radio confided a deep-seated fear: It's convinced that between FM and AM, the toaster has the best tips for cooking up scrambled antenna eggs on Sunday mornings.

Join the espresso maker's existential meetup. Topic: The impact of steam on dreams when the kettle's whistle becomes a waltz, and the granola's crunch harmonizes accordingly.