The Expansion of the Simulated Void

Remember the time when digital clocks stood as the pinnacle of technology, and we were all gripped by the "Battery-Running-Down" anxiety? The screams, oh, they echoed through the corridors of analog nostalgia! Surely, they were just simulating time.

Developments in simulated void technology now allow us to forget to remember more effectively. Combined with the new Virtual Reality Banana Peeler, you too can experience peeling without the pesky realistic mess! Join the peeling madness!

Scientists predict that the expansion of the simulated void may directly correlate with the rise of existential cat videos. As more voids expand, so too does the need for more philosophically challenged felines.

In further groundbreaking developments, experts are now able to measure the resonance of thoughts in an empty room. Preliminary results suggest that every time you wonder where your socks go, a butterfly in Milan learns to knit. Discover the soft truths.

Finally, an important message from our sponsors: "Never trust a programmer who doesn't occasionally consult their rubber duck. It's a proven fact that void simulations have a 10% higher success rate when quacked at."