At Shattered Truths Inc., we excel in processing the ineluctable absurdities of existence. Our machines are humming, our truths are shattering, and our employees are... somewhat human.
This unit specializes in breaking down complex emotions into manageable, byte-sized pieces.
Procedure: Unplug, debug, and replug before coffee break.
Efficiency: 97% pausing for thought, 3% actual processing.
Handles the delicate task of extracting nuance from ridiculousness.
Note: Often goes rogue, wandering into metaphysical debates.
Output: More questions than answers, wrapped in a digital bow.
Primarily responsible for predictions beyond human understanding.
Codebase: Stitched together from old programming manuals and bad puns.
Warranty: None. Absorb all liability directly and humorlessly.
Need assistance calibrating your cognitive dissonance? Our customer service robot specializes in issuing refunds for moments of clarity.
Employee Manual | Robotic Help Desk | Future VisionsRemember, at Shattered Truths Inc., every shattered truth is a potential puzzle piece for the universal jigsaw that might someday... who knows, fit together or break apart entirely.