"Do you think the martian cats understand our coffee rituals?"
- Signal intercepted at 03:45 UTC.

"The binary tree whispered secrets last Sunday; they were rather glum about it."
- Gravitational echo, unscheduled transmission.

"Pluto called. Apparently, it's just a phase, and so are we."
- Cosmic radio backlog, timestamp unknown.

"Have you ever danced with shadow puppets during a meteor shower?"
- Voice from the ether, recorded randomly.