Echoes of the Return

Welcome to the echo chamber of absurdity! Here, your face is always oddly familiar, yet not quite your own. Prepare for the 10 reflections that keep returning:

1. The Eternal Return of Coffee

On Mondays, I brew coffee. By Tuesday afternoon, the coffee brews itself. Yet, on Wednesdays, I somehow brew meetings with no coffee.

2. The Return of Lost Socks

Ever wondered where socks go to die? Or loaf? Turns out, they form secret alliances with your missing keys and rogue remote controls.

3. The Spinning Dishes of Destiny

User-friendly robot vacuums—new masters of the home—enjoy spinning your dishes like modern-day oracles. Just let them.

4. The Clock Striking Monkeys

Did you hear about the clock? It doesn't actually tick; it plays a symphony for monkeys, based on your panic levels.

5. The Return of the Returned Pizza

Ever tried returning an unused pizza? Neither have we, but rumor has it that refund encounters are quite crusty.

Your Reflection: Good, Bad or Groovy?

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