Can you hear them whisper in the grand hall of the Internet? The phantom receptors eternally echoing a conspiracy symphony played backwards. It's time to put on your digital tinfoil hat.
Have you noticed how cheese doesn't glue that well to electrical circuits? Perfected through decades of technological espionage, they've just left us the crumbs... or maybe they want us to toast?
Beneath this binary sky lies a truth untold: that the cat memes printed on the fiber tapes of the web are actually instructions for interdimensional cats to open portals... Really, they're just waiting for the 500 likes.
Join the secretive choir or simply observe from your bunker below. Dare to look, dare to understand. Or, perhaps, dare to avoid entirely.