"I told the salad to come back, but it just leafed me. Celery doesn't even know how to carrot!"
- Broccoli Barry at the Lighthouse of Lost Utensils
"Did you see the baguette walking? Probably a case of loaf on the job!"
- Inspector Buttery on a Southeast Parisian Adventure
"It's not Ketchup, it's mustered to come through this culinary conundrum." said the philosophical sandwich.
- Cafe Muse, probably solo'd in a continental memory