Ever wondered: if stars have a Yelp! review for Earth? Each twinkle could be a 5-star rating or, just as likely, a 1-star rant about light pollution.
Fact: In the cosmos, 'humor' is relative—your favorite joke may just be a cosmic whisper in D minor, lost amongst the galaxies.
Memory Lane: Remember that time you mistook stardust for powdered sugar? The night was delicious, and so was the complaint to the universe.
Starlight wishes it could remember the constellations of their childhood.
Ever **pause** for thought beneath the sky, and end up singing to the silence? So awkward.
Upcoming: The intergalactic stand-up tour of Black Hole Billy—punctuated by utterly void silence.
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Reminder: Always check for cosmic echoes before making a wish—they tend to influence the outcome.