Lapislazuli Rift: Unearthed Thoughts

"In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count, but the jellybeans you accumulate along the way." – Anonymous

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. The award ceremony was quite the crop-tastic affair!" – Unknown

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." – Groucho Marx

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. I've often pondered, is it a lack of brightness or a surplus of darkness?" – Unknown

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." – Tommy Cooper