Dear Earthling,
Ever tried swimming in a sea of jello? It's like taking a dip in an eternal dessert buffet. Brace yourself when you visit the Glorpians’ annual pudding-fest. Bring your own spoon!
Do you reckon “moonwalk” means something when you live under three moons? Our celestial night-shift dancers put your lunar light to shame.
Cheers and giggles,
Wibblenook, Junior Ambassador of Glorp
Hello Earthlings,
I recently discovered that our favorite pastime—Cometra Wormhole Hoops—has a different name in your realms. Apparently, "black-hole basketball" sounds ominous. Don’t be too intimidated, we play for keeps...or rather, we keep losing.
PS: Watch out for the plasma vines. They tickle and tangle.
Your friend in the cosmos,
Zinkor, Cometra's Court Jester