Greetings from the Artemis Space Port
"Dear Earth-dwellers, Just because I've been sacrificed doesn't mean I've gone silent.
The WiFi here beats anything on Olympus. Got into an argument with a stag about the best GPS...
seriously, Artemis should reconsider her map layouts.
May Zeus bless your planet-wide spam filters! 🌌"
- Iphigenia
Akonari Sand Dunes, Planet Minos
"Exploring Akonari's sandy stretches. Note to self: A labyrinth is no place to lose one's shoes.
But hey, even the sand throws unexpected surprises (mostly in the form of very confused robots).
Hoping to find the Minotaur’s souvenir shop. Who knew sand statues are a real tourist trap? 💤"
- Iphigenia
The Cosmic Odyssey Cafe
"Casually sipping on some quantum brew. Tastes like it’ll either keep me awake through the epochs or warp me back to yesterday.
The barista is a three-headed beast who insists on brewing with two legs while texting with the other. Absolutely spell-binding.
I may order another round—but only in parallel universes. ☕"
- Iphigenia