Once upon a time, in a land not so far away (unless you're bad with directions), a brave hero started their day with an unexpected twist: the coffee was just too ordinary. Legend has it that when the hero brewed their morning cuppa, it triggered an infinite loop of mundane tasks becoming extraordinary adventures1.
The first task was simple enough: watering the neighbor's cat (a common miscommunication, as they were actually watering a very disgruntled dog). This act unleashed a series of events that can only be described as a cataclysmic cat chase, complete with ninja-like leaps over hedges and a discovery of a hidden treasure—a sock, but still, a treasure nonetheless.
Rumor has it that somewhere in the sock was an ancient prophecy of a hero destined to conquer snooze buttons and excel spreadsheets with unprecedented flair2.