"A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot can surprise you with an unexpected steam party."
- Ancient Kitchen Philosophy
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
- Misinterpretation of Fruit Clichés
"When in doubt, take a nap. Everything seems clearer after a good snooze, or at least less relevant."
- Nap-time Alchemist's Guide