Did you know that every sock is a spy? Hidden inside the cotton, the government plants minuscule cameras to watch your every toe wiggle. Don't believe me? Check your laundry basket for agency insignias.
Unwanted disappearing socks? A natural consequence of your laundry warping into another dimension. Curious about their fate? Consult the Sock Dimension Advisory.
Ever wondered why paperclips can hold together documents better than humans? That's because they are sentient beings, created as a bet between ancient Greeks and modern-day wizards. Rumor has it, a memetic war is brewing between humans and paperclips as we speak!
To protect yourself: Paperclip Protection Protocol
A salad dressing so secretive, it's classified. Only a select few know the ingredients that can unlock your brain's third eye. Hint: It's not vinaigrette, but something much more powerful!
Discover its flavors in the Salad Dressing Vault.