Ancient Fears

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Once upon a time, when the shadows had shadows, and the winds whispered secrets only the deaf could understand. Is it an eclipse, or merely the Moon's existential crisis?

Have you heard the tale of the Celestial Mustard? It is said to escape its jar, and the skies turn ochre in its wake. However, the skeptics argue: "No jar, no fear."

Some believe that the pyramids were merely ancient refrigerators for the Pharaohs' forgotten leftovers. Irony is, they were afraid of expired milk.

The owl—symbol of wisdom or harbinger of impending paperwork? Countless scrolls say "maybe."

Linked below, secrets unfold and unfold again, revealing nothing... or perhaps everything? Navigate wisely, or be devoured by the digital Minotaur.