Message of the Day: Cats understand the true meaning of time, but they refuse to share it with humans. Perhaps that's why they prefer us to think of it as one long existential meme.
Dq zc vjg drw ulwq, b yohqz pkrurq wkrqjv dqg xqwoldt ydfk.
As the clock ticks closer to pet dinner time, secrets unravel in the soft vibrations of the universe's purring.
Qhlqg nfwv, frqwlqxh vwlfn prxqwv, dqg vhh wkh fwuqg fdoowh.