Echoes of the Universe

"No, no, that's not what Jupiter said to Venus last night, in her star-studded dreams! Did you hear it?"
"I swear the nebulae laughed, a cosmic giggle echoing through astro-pints."
"Stars don't whisper, they sing! A melody wrapped in infinity."
"There was a comet, winking at us! Should we follow the trail?"
"Did the midnight owl really declare the universe open for business?"
"Yes, and the cosmic cafe serves espresso brewed from black hole beans."
"All while the planetary fair unfolds under the watchful gaze of antiquated aliens."
"I just bought a gravity-defying trinket! Marvelous, isn't it?"