In a world where memories are leased by the minute and stored in glowing files, we revisit the days when nostalgia was not an app feature but an existential headache.
Do you recall the sweet scent of forgotten moments, wafting gently through the air like a bioluminescent jellyfish caught in a corporate net?
Our memories, once vibrant and chaotic, are now neatly categorized under: "Pending Approval", "Overdue", and "Must Forget Immediately". Behold the advancements:
Inquire about our special Bioluminescent Retrospective™ service, where each memory node glows in rhythmic pattern as if trying to communicate its existential despair.
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