Postcard from: Alpha Centauri
Dear Terrestrial Traveler,
Sent you a rock, hoping it turns into a diamond. Wish you were here, but the gravity is quite the bore.
Greetings from: Venus, the Hot Mess
Dearest Earthling Deformer,
I’ve developed a fondness for your CO2 emissions. It's getting quite steamy here. Send chocolate.
Message from: The Andromeda Café
Hello from the Edge,
We've brewed a black hole latte that swallows time. Caffeine? More like anti-caffeine. Cheers!