The celestial council convenes with the grand Influencers of the Astrological Twitterverse. Steps are taken and retweets counted to align the spirals.
Are the stars real, or merely pixels on the vast ancestry.com tree of celestials?
Mars calls a mandatory assembly of its newest inhabitants—a clique of dust-maligned rovers seeking solace in selfie digitality while Venus decorates its atmosphere with vaporous irony.
Oh, how the Universe snickers when requests for stellar reformations are sent via Urgent Galactic Email! Have the light-years not seen this already?
Pluto swipes left on metaphysical intrigue, choosing instead to host a reality show on rebounding planets and their gravitational faux-pas.
Continue to ponder at: Fallacies of Aethers, Choreographed Twinkles, Unethical Meteors.