Once upon a reflection, in a realm where echoes flickered like disco balls on the verge of an existential crisis, the cascade began. It whispered secrets, truths so ugly they wore masks and held up "Thank You, Next" signs.
Truth #1: The more you clean, the more dust exists. Embrace the chaos; it's the universe's way of saying, "Surprise! You should've called a professional."
Truth #2: Your cat is plotting world domination. She practices her evil speeches during your Zoom calls—just listen closely.
Truth #3: Every diet begins with a cupcake. They are the Trojan horses of your balanced eating plan, sneaking into your regime under the guise of "just one."
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Answer: The gills are the universe's greatest conspiracy.
If a tree falls and no one is around, does it still bore the forest?
Answer: Yes, and the squirrels are writing their memoirs.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Answer: Only on weekends, when they do yoga.
Drowning in an avalanche of echoes, one truth remains: "Ugly fits perfectly in ugly." Join us in this cascade, where every splash is subpar but undeniably unique.
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