Welcome, weary traveler! You stand at the edge of the Forest of Fossilized Thoughts. A place where musings turn to rock and witty banter becomes a boulder. Navigate carefully, for many have come in search of enlightenment and left with merely a shrug and a stone tablet of dad jokes.
Here lies the ancient wisdom of the Ages, preserved in time like a fine wine turned to vinegar. Proceed with caution, as our fossils have a tendency to crack jokes... and themselves.
"Why did the caveman break up with his girlfriend? She said she needed space, and he thought she meant another cave."
"Paleolithic Exclamation: To be or to club... that was the question. Shakespeare had it easy."
Do you dare venture deeper into the woods? Discover more at the Cave of Unsung Lullabies or cross paths with the Great Fossilized Oracle.