Where the unheard and unseen become hilariously clear.
The First Toast: One must toast with a glass of invisible water while reciting the sacred phrase: "May the fish never wear hats." This is both a test of belief and balance.
Dance of the Self-Aware Chair: The initiate must sit in a chair and convince it of their existential crisis without saying a word. Extra points for philosophical hand gestures.
Gospel of the Unread Book: Every member must find a book they will never read and summarize its content based on the cover design alone. "It's about an octopus in a monocle society," one might conclude.
Sacred Herbal Tea of Ambiguity: Brew a cup of tea that both is and isn’t there. Drink it at midnight under a streetlight while humming a tune only you can hear. Bonus if the tea has existential bubbles.