Protocol IX: Investigation of Dust Bunnies

Initiate collection of particulate entities named dust bunnies. Observe the characteristic spherical formations composed of filaments from diverse sources including (but not limited to) organic detritus, synthetic fibers, and microscopic lifeforms.

Extraction methods entail the utilization of elongated tubular devices termed vacuum cleaners. Engage the suction technology at full power. Note: Entities exhibit evasive maneuvers against direct assault.

Activation of the Electro-Magnetic Allergens (EMAs) may enhance extraction efficacy, causing disorientation within targeted particles. Document reactions in a log file labeled test_results.log.

Once these entities are contained, deploy the transport unit labeled garbage bag for secure disposal. Monitor for unforeseen anomalies in compositional shifts, as these may indicate latent energy sources.

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