Gather 'round, ye wanderers of the digital desert, for the hieroglyphic spectacle of the century! Witness the unveiling of the ancient texts that predict today's peanut butter sandwich will be the cornerstone of tomorrow's architecture.
Behold the symbol of the three-legged llama, revered as a prophet among pancakes. And what of the fabled triangle with a grin? Surely, it foretells the rise of toast in the culinary hierarchy!
Join us on this quest to decipher ancient wisdom, such as why the squiggle line once represented procrastination, or the secret chants for summoning caffeinated beverages.
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