The Journey Has Begun
Deciphering Artifacts of the Driftwood Age
In the murky waters of existential drudgery, we stumble upon relics of a time when people believed in progress. Behold, the hieroglyphs of the forgotten tongues, messages from ancestors who never adapted to the Wi-Fi age.
Artifact 001: Tablet of Endless Scrolling.
Etched into this stone is the lament of a lone shepherd, endlessly scrolling through pasturelands, seeking connection.
Artifact 002: Stone of Unseen Notifications.
A triangular slab warning of impending alerts from deities unknown, hidden behind veils of ignorance.
Artifact 003: Carving of the Great Buffering.
Carvings depict a hero's journey interrupted by great pauses, wandering amidst endless loading circles.
As you ponder these artifacts, consider venturing further into the abyss: