Why does the toaster always know when you've forgotten bread?
A question for the ages
Or perhaps just for breakfast. Dare to dream, dare to toast.
Ever heard the sound of one sock...?
Philosophy with a smell.
Laundry is the cryptic sage of adulthood.
You can put a penguin on a typewriter, but that won't make it Oprah.
Sometimes life is just very, very quirky.
And occasionally it types bestsellers from cold seabirds.