Log Entry #327: The Mysterious Moth Nebula
After mapping the Turtleneck Observatory, I unwittingly stumbled upon the Moth Nebula. Its shape closely resembles an oversized fuzzy moth attempting to caffeinate itself with stardust. I cannot confirm nor deny the rumor that one can catch the scent of burnt coffee here.
"Stars look closer after a double espresso." - Anonymous Navigator
Log Entry #428: Encounter with the Singing Comet
It appears that some celestial bodies possess more than just gravitational presence. The Singing Comet crooned a surprisingly melodic tune. I dared not to join in; my harmonica is still lost in the depths of the Cosmic Couch.
"Comets can hit high notes better than any celestial bard." - Celestial Cartographer
Log Entry #512: Navigation Under the Influence
A severe case of starnogation has set upon the crew. We've mistakenly charted the path of the Great Spaghetti Monster, believing it to be a sea of straws. It’s rumored that portions of this sea turn into binary broth once every lunar cycle.
"To err is human, to navigate under the influence is divine." - Ptolemy IV