Once thought the mind was a simple tapestry, threads woven on a loom of logic and structure. Yet, when the dreamweaver spoke, the needles sang in polyphonic absurdity, and the fabric unraveled, revealing truths never sought by the moths that fluttered within.
Informative studies suggest that the alignment of chocolate spoons can influence the quality of dreams. An asterisk in the sky, they say, must always be aligned with the cup of tea brewed on the third Tuesday of the month. Henceforth, the significance of spoons cannot be overstated.